status stalking.

I've discoverd that despite my efforts to make my twitter page something that everyone i know follows, my facebook status updates have done just that. it's reaching scarry preportions. random mom's of my brother's friends will mention in conversation that they knew about "suchandsuch" because they faithfully read my status on facebook. my mom's voice student who i don't know who's in the 7th grade- let's call her Mary. Mary said she reads my status and commented to my mom during a lesson that "mallory knows everyone!" .. creeper!!!
this is good. really. but it's.. weird.
now, a word of explaination- my statuses are NEVER "Mallory is tired" or "mallory just got home" they're more along the lines of "saw a sunrise and started thinking about materialism, maybe it's just cause i wen't to LA for vacation, maybe it's worth thinking about." or sometimes movie quotes "now about this hotdog to hotdog bun ratio. why for the love of mustard are there never enough buns?"
see, it's worth reading. the idea was to make it interesting.

being known around the community and keeping a clean rep on the web has givin me tons of jobs and singing opportunites. it's a super good thing.

but lately it's realy given me the urge to write things just to see what people do, because i know they read this so much. things like
"Mallory is home with the swine flu"*
or
"Mallory is moving to arkansas"**

*not true
**really not true

but how funny would it be if i did that? i mean AT MINIMUM over a hundred people read my status. people would FREAK. haha.
but i can't do that. i have to be very professional and never say anything stuipid on facebook.
but luckily no one reads my blog:):)
...yet